Oh, hai there pretentious Dan. I wasn't aware you had inhabited Kirsty's ribcage in the attempt to impress people with your references of 18th Century Romantic poets.
Are you going to sing a song about Wordsworth and Coleridge next? Or maybe adopt Jake as an idol?
Oh, hai there pretentious Dan. I wasn't aware you had inhabited Kirsty's ribcage in the attempt to impress people with your references of 18th Century Romantic poets.
ReplyDeleteAre you going to sing a song about Wordsworth and Coleridge next? Or maybe adopt Jake as an idol?
No, I'm going to write lyrics about Shakespeare and carry my guitar around so that I can burst into spontaneous pretentious song on demand.
ReplyDelete*Sets up tiny Jake totem pole on desk*
*Prays to it*