My First Post: On Amicable Break-ups.

Robert. says:
What you have to remember is that woman are naturally below men
Kirsty. says:
Robert
Kirsty. says:
Now is not the best time to be telling me this
Kirsty. says:
This is the post-break up period in which the only appropriate comments are:
Kirsty. says:
"You go girl!"
Kirsty. says:
"Who needs him?!"
Kirsty. says:
And "Screw them all, let's have martinis!"
Robert. says:
Who needs him!
Kirsty. says:
NO ONE
Robert. says:
Screw them all let's have martinis!
Kirsty. says:
YES LETS
Robert. says:
YOU GO GIRL!
Kirsty. says:
OKAY WHERE
Robert. says:
Erm... it was more of a hollow empty statement with no real meaning...
Kirsty. says:
Oh.
Kirsty. says:
Well that was fun, anyway.
Kirsty. says:
Cue montage
Kirsty. says:
Theme music: "Sisters Are Doin' it for Themselves"
Kirsty. says:
Followed by "R.E.S.P.E.C.T"
Kirsty. says:
Followed by suicide.

I might add:

This is a joke.
I am not, nor have I ever been (never) suicidal, least of all over boys.
I like chocolate-covered coffee beans.
I shouldn't have eaten so many chocolate-covered coffee beans.
This was the most amicable break up I've ever had.
I still have a friend. His name is Rian. He's still pretty cool.
I am pleased.

This conversation continued, on the subject of facial hair trading cards, and Keanu Reeves statuettes. More may be posted at a later date, when I am less hyped up on coffee beans and miniature marshmallows.

[00:08:20] They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhhh! says:
To be honest, the suicide thing was mostly because of over-exposure to terrible, funky music

As are all suicides, perhaps.

P.S. Possibly the first blog ever tagged with both "relationships, suicide," AND "mustaches, coffee beans, funky music". Hopefully not the last.